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Assassination, Bodies , and Bones: Cat's Diary Dog's Diary Day 983 of My Captivity 8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling a:30 am A car ride! My favorite objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets Although make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear 9:40 am A walk in the parkl My nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. favorite thing! The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In 10:30 am Got rubbed and petted My an attempt to disgust them, l once again vomit on the carpet favorite thing! Today decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. Ihad hoped this would strike fear into their hearts 12:00 pm Milk bones My favorite since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am, Bastards! 1:00 pm Played in the yard My There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. favorite thing! I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I 3:00 pm Wagged my taiu My favorite overheard that my confinement was due to the power of thing! allergies." must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage 5:00 pm Dinner! My favorite thing Today was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking 7:00 pm Got to play ball My favorite I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and 8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with the snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is people' My favorite thing! obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe 11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My him communicating with the guards regularly, I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective favorite thing! custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe for now Sounds about right.
Assassination, Bodies , and Bones: Cat's Diary
 Dog's Diary
 Day 983 of My Captivity
 8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing
 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
 a:30 am A car ride! My favorite
 objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
 inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets
 Although make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear
 9:40 am A walk in the parkl My
 nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
 strength.
 favorite thing!
 The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In
 10:30 am Got rubbed and petted My
 an attempt to disgust them, l once again vomit on the carpet
 favorite thing!
 Today decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
 their feet. Ihad hoped this would strike fear into their hearts
 12:00 pm Milk bones My favorite
 since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they
 merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
 hunter" I am, Bastards!
 1:00 pm Played in the yard My
 There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
 favorite thing!
 I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the
 event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
 3:00 pm Wagged my taiu My favorite overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
 thing!
 allergies." must learn what this means, and how to use it to
 my advantage
 5:00 pm Dinner! My favorite thing
 Today was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
 of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking
 7:00 pm Got to play ball My favorite
 I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs
 am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
 8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with the snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
 released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
 people' My favorite thing!
 obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe
 11:00 pm Sleeping
 on the bed! My
 him communicating with the guards regularly, I am certain that
 he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
 favorite thing!
 custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe for now
Sounds about right.

Sounds about right.